Ok so you have seen all the other Lord of the Rings based blogs out there haven't you, well this one is slightly different...
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11/04/03
Party turned out to be big excuse to drink (for every one). Got lots of pressys mostly consisting of Icelandic nose flute music and lembas bread, did get strawberry elf soap (Bril & Lil: ummm strawberry elf soap). YAY! Am V hp. Leggy got new tights, hair care products and very nice mirror from Galadrail that he insists she nicked (Bril: Probably did the Slag). Think Glady and Leggy secretly fancy each other, or possibly just themselves... A LOT!(Bril &Lil: hehehe riiight)
On different note Sam "declared his love to me" think he had a bit too much ale. Am sure he was joking.
He was joking right!?!
RIGHT!?!
Bril and Lil did Frodo @ 8:39
08/04/03
Gandalf says Bilbo will not be coming to going away party as can't be bothered to leave elves. Am V sad. Elarond sent pressy can't wait to see what is as smells of strawberries hope is more of wonderful elf soap (Bril & Lil: ummm strawberry elf soap).
Merry and Pippin came over, they suggest use of highly explosive fireworks at party. Told Pippin last time we had them he screamed like young hobbit lass (Bril: yeah that was funnay hehe). Merry and I laughed. Pippin sulked. Heard chuckling outside window. Turned out to be Sam. Pippin sulked some more.
Bril and Lil did Frodo @ 1:07
31/03/03
Called Sam says can not leave with out him. Said not to worry as will have Leggy for protection. Says not what he means, do not understand Sam some times. Talked to Merry and Pippin as well, they wish to have going away party but as is Merry and Pippin suspect may just be elaborate ruse, or simply excuse to drink. Hum or perhaps both as every occasion excuse to drink for Merry and Pippin. Will watch for both. (Lil: isn't that true for all hobbits? Bril: Sooo true.)
Gandalf showed up at door. For a powerful wizard, has awful timing as was about to have bath (Lil: hehehe naked Fro umm... Bril: ewwww). Said didn't mind would just watch. Said no really is ok will have bath later. Then said summat about pointy hat. Think he and Sam need to get together as may understand each other as for me am lost around them both.
Bril and Lil did Frodo @ 8:57
28/03/03
Have started packing found I own far more rubbish then originally anticipated. However seems none of it is clothes seems only own 1 pair of trousers 1 shirt and 2 pairs of pants. Seems is all old party favours, Icelandic Nose Flute Music and massive amounts of old Lembas, Leggy insisting we take do not want to as am v sick of stupid way bread. (Bril: Me to, I mean do you know how bland that stuff is and let me tell you after 2,000 years of eating it arg! Lil: HaHa you have to eat way bread! Bril: and you're a boozer so stuff it. Lil:hey!) Anyway has tendency to give bad case of hobbit gas.
Tickets arrived today in post says will be flying some thing call Air New Zealand. Do not know who this Zealand fellow is or why he is so New but must be important if has own type of air.
Bril and Lil Did Frodo @ 7:04
26/03/03
Have been looking into this Miami. It seems s club found fame in same place. Leggy saw pamphlets had left out on coffee table says Miami looks like Valinor. Says might as well seek fame there. Do not agree as elves make bad concert goers and even worse groupies (Bril: No that's true).
Got call from Gimlie he says he has a cousin in Miami do not doubt as Gimlie has many cousins. Says cousin owns some sort of lodging an inn of some sort know as Florida Paradise Hotel. Leggy figures with a name like paradise can't be all bad he says only hope they have spa as can not go to long with out elf facial does not wish to develop a spot.
Have booked "flight" on an Airplane. Leggy says will be fine I doubt as Uncle Bilbo once told me about flying (however did not call devices planes and used much profanity) he says is terribly uncomfortable and can often be sore in strange places after.
Bril and Lil did Frodo @ 9:20
22/03/03
Bril and Lil: Ahahaha Look what we've found it's Frodo's Diary ooooo this is going to make our job easy muahahah... And on to the blog (we will be interjecting)
Frodo:
Have decided may wish to be pop star. Think is good idea as look at all the attention that band S Club gets. Wish to be like Robbie Williams me thinks (Bril and Lil: ummmm Robbie). He gets all the girls (and boys). Dunno if can sing yet will figure that bit out after have found fame, seems to have worked for Millie Vanilie. Have been talking to manager dunno if any good but seems to think that if am to advance career must move to city called Miami, do not think is in The Shire or Middle Earth for that matter. Leggy tells me he plans on coming as wants to pursue a career as a super model think he will make it as always has middle earth fan girls lurking about (Lil: ewww Leggy gross. I have two words Naked Silmarillion).
Bril and Lil did Frodo @ 9:57
The Frist Blog
Lil stop it! Hiya this is Brli and Lil is a right muffin. Owww only joking! Geez! Say one thing and she gets all violent. Owww. Stop it! Ok, Ok I'll tell them blimy settle down. Ok so WELCOME TO Bril and Lil do Frodo where Lil and I will chronicle the adventures of Frodo and Leggy in their never ending search for fame. Ow! Quit! Stop it! Owww...
Hi this is Lil speaking Blil is such a divvy *slaps Brli again* (Bril: Owww Quit that!) hahahaha Poncy Elf...... do we really get to do Frodo? winkwink pokeoke nudgenudge hehehe Lil don't mind sharing. OW! Brli stop piffing me! Owww! **Piff Piff**
Ewwwwww stupid fat hobbit NO you don't really get to do Frodo, dirty minded little bugger. Oh yeah it's me again Brli. Perhaps I ought to explain who we (Bril and Lil) are. I am Brilmarwin RiversEnd (Lil:a poncy elf) Oy! and that bulgy thing sitting in the corner is Lilly Baggins(Lil:a dirty hobbit hehehe). We are the deranged alter egos of Jo and Hannah (the actual people in charge of this mess) and if it wasn't obvious enough already they are rather big Lord of the Rings fans. We and they hope you enjoy Frodos exploits in the search for fame and or pop stardom. We have to go now Lil is biting my ankle and it rather hurts.
Bril and Lil did Frodo @ 10:21
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